Run #2070 Monday 7th April Circle up 7:15 pm from the Park Inn, 15 Coles Lane, Kingskerswell for the AGPU with hare Beeflicker. There is a BBQ reportedly on the hash!
Saturday, 5 April 2025
TVH3 The Words for 31st March 2025
The Pig & Whistle, Littlehempston
Run No. 2069
Twilight
HARE: Beeflicker
Who
wuz there: Beeflicker, Man-Pig, Shitfaced, Zoot, Hotlips, Poacher,
Piltdown Man, Georgy Porgy, Beeflicker, Beefy, Pisswell, Coldtits,
Smellie, Well Hopped, Fukarewe, Ernie, Red Rum, Strap-On, Sarah, Smash,
Miss Mash, Wet-Johnny, Only Here for the Beer, Slip-on-Me, Wetfart,
Judgemental, Pocket Rocket, Melon-Picker, Soapy, Pork Torpedo, Horny,
returnee Total Recoil and returnee/visitor from Portsmouth &
District Hash - Turn-Up-Tony & his missus
Circle
It's
just as well the Pig & Whistle has a large car park as we nearly
filled it with a turnout of 33. Mind you, if the Bentley hadn't taken up
two spaces, we could have avoided our solitary case of blocked-in
parking.
Shitfaced
introduced all to the Circle and asked a couple of returnees to
reintroduce themselves. The returnees comprised local lad Total Recoil
and visitor/returnee Turn-Up-Tony from Portsmouth & District (PAD)
H3. Shitfaced additionally reminded us that he would be standing down as
GM as from next week's AGPU. Interested parties please put your name
forward. Uninterested parties will have their names put forward by
someone else. If you do not attend the AGPU, you run the risk of being
volunteered into a position that you know nothing about!
I
think Smellie is OK for Hares up until about June. Nevertheless,
Smellie politely reminded us that this is our Hash, a hobby that we all
enjoy in equal share and that we shouldn't be be reliant upon the same
old faces undertaking the Haring duties week-in and week out. It is
your Hash, and like a lot in life, you get out of it what you put in.
So
I would ask al of you to consider laying a trail or two and also
consider putting your name forward for a position on the Committee at
next week's AGPU.
Ergo,
The Words. Yes, I love doing them but I am sure that some of you must
get tired with the Pig's boring monotony. Everyone has their own style
of writing and this applies equally to setting the Trails. Each Hare
has their signature hallmark of how they lay a trail. So, how about we
revert to nominating a different person to write the Words each week or
take a leaf out of SH4's modus operandi? Their Hares are picked to
Hare on the date nearest their birthday and the run's scribe is
assigned alphabetically.
Onto
the Hare for some (mis)information. The walkers' trail is 1.75 miles;
Shorts' about 5 and Longs' 6.1 miles.....I think. Marks are always on
your right. Some parts of the trail are bi-directional i.e. you'll be
coming back on the out trail......simples!
Trail
The
weather had been glorious for the past 2 days. The clocks had sprung
forward the previous morning. This meant that, for the first time this
year, we we starting the trail in daylight.......just.
We all trotted out of the gate and along the footpath at the back of the pub car park, towards Littlehempston.
At
the first check, another returnee, Fukarewe checks out a false
trail....yes, it takes a little time to get back into the swing of
things. Over a timber footbridge, along the edge of someone's garden,
another gate and then a drop onto the small lane between Littlehempston
and Uphempston. This short length of trail had dots of floor on both
sides of the footpath....the out & back.
Our
second check had us running downhill and to a third check at the
quirky three way junction which comprises two small bridges.
Beefy
checked fruitlessly to the left whilst FRB'ing Pork Torpedo was the
first to call, "On-On" up the steep and broad rocky footpath up to the
A381 (Totnes - Newton Abbot road).
The
trail crossed the road and continued up to a fishook. The first four
about turned thus allowing the Pig the opportunity to get the next
check wrong.
We
were now on a series of footpaths marked with arrows and checks.
Right, left, right, left until we were back on road not too far from
the entrance to the Berry Pomeroy estate. A brief chat with Fukarewe
about properties and unfulfilled romances on Jubilee Road and then it
was downhill and past Coombepark Cross heading for Gatcombe House.
I
catch up with Well Hopped and Pisswell just as Sarah is trying to lead
them astray and onto the Medium trail......Medium? There was no
mention of Medium in the Circle. This was, in fact, the
L&S/Walkers' split. Sarah must have been reading it upside down!
Realising
their mistake, all elect to follow the LS marks. We are now on the
narrow lane passing Gatcombe Mill. At its end there is a T-junction and
an arrow pointing left. I catch up with Poacher who says that Cider is
struggling. She is telling him that she doesn't want to Hash anymore.
"But she's only a young dog", mutters the Pig.
"Eleven", replies Poacher.
I am astounded. I recall when Cider was a tiny puppy. It only seems like yesterday.
We
cross the A381 again. This part of the trail looks familiar. It is
part of Wet-Johnny's trail from a couple of years ago. But, where would
we go this evening?
We
carry on towards Hempstone Park where Beeflicker is calling back Beefy
from a check. We carry on through the tiny hamlet of Uphempston.
Behind me are Beefy, Sarah, Pisswell and Well-Hopped. In front,
Wet-Johnny and Total Recoil.
At
the T-junction, an arrow directs us left and past the footpath that
passed through the field of golden wheat on Wet-Johnny's trail some two
years back. No check and no arrows so we carry on to a Y-junction with
a track to right. Such an obvious trail but no marks. We stay on road
for another 100 yards before the next check at the bottom of a track.
Man-Pig
foolishly checks on road. Wet-Johnny sensibly checks out the long
track to the west of Penny's Wood. This track is long, wide, steep and,
yes, beautiful even though it is nearly pitch black - time for the
torch. Sarah, Pisswell and Well-Hopped have stolen a lead on the drop
down to Tally Ho Bridge. Again, I recognise this piece of road. It is
part of a Bobbiball trail 2 or 3 years ago. Inevitably there is a check
but the FRB's (Beefy, Wet-Johnny & Total Recoil) have already
kicked it out.
Under
the railway bridge then left, right, left and up another long track to
Parsonage Cross. Piswell, Well Hopped and the Pig then commence the
final part of the trail, on road, back towards Littlehempston. Well,
not quite the last part of the trail. We had forgotten the last
Long/Short split. Just outside the village is the last L/S split.
The
Harriets go Short whilst the Pig is interested to find out where the
Long would take him. He knew that he was heading for the SWW Sewerage
Treatment Works but little else. Would he end up "Happy as a pig in
sh*t?". Read on.
It
proved to be a loop past Littlehempston Church (not going through the
churchyard) and then past the Tally Ho pub and thence rejoining the
outward trail.
Back in the pub car park by 8.50. Perfect timing and not a trace of sh*t anywhere on the Pig!
Down-Downs
Unsurprisingly,
the Pig was last back. It had been an excellent trail; thoroughly
enjoyed by all. Smellie arranged some free Down-Downs with the pub and
as soon as scoffers had finished scoffing it was on with the DD's.
We
start by thanking the pub for having us and for providing the
Down-Downs. We haven't been here for a long, long time. I think it is
nearly 15 years ago that TVH3 were last here but Poacher reckons that he
laid a trail from here about 6 years ago, perhaps that was when I was
abroad?
Wet-Johnny
has the only Award present. It is the horned hat and he has a story.
It is about the incident where a Harriet led other Hashers astray. This
was achieved by reading a "W" as an "M" and thus taking said Hashers
on an imaginary Medium Trail. Our misleading Harriet is, yet to be
named, Sarah Bird. She is an English and drama teacher and likes riding
horses.....put your thinking caps on for a naming in the next couple
of weeks. We have the Hash Songmeister in our midst and he comes up
with "Twenty Toes".
There are no more Awards so, "What did we think of the trail?"
"Amazing",
"brilliant" were some of the comments. Beeflicker takes the water and
our Songmeister comes up with the particularly apt, S.H.I.
.Y.T.R.A.I.L.

This
DD is interrupted by the Landlord dropping a beer tray behind the bar.
Hence, the next DD goes to the Landlord to a chorus of "Fry's Turkish
Delight".
Smellie
has a story but it is best recounted by the affected party. A senior
member of TVH3 was less than gentlemanly to our visitor from PADS H3.
Whilst climbing over a stile Wetfart let rip with a trainer filling
liquid fart....right in the face of our following visitor. Wetfart has
made himself scarce so our sneaking visitor gets a DD to the tune of,
"Hold it in your hand Mrs Murphy".
One
glass of beer left and one badge to award - and it is a biggy.
Surprisingly, no one guesses the correct number which is 600. My money
would have been on Coldtits or Soapy. It is neither. Shitfaced then
announces the recipient. The badge is already in his hand. It is the
Pig. I have no idea what ditty PT came up with. I was too busy gulping.
Next week
Next
week's Hash is our AGPU (Annual General piss Up). It is from the Park
Inn, Kingskerswell. Our Hare is, once again, Beeflicker. Don't forget
to throw your hats into the ring for a Committee position next
week.....don't be shy now!
On-On to next week, M-P
Sunday, 30 March 2025
PIG AND WHISTLE
Run #2069 Monday 31st March Circle up 7:15 pm from the Pig and Whistle, Newton Road, Littlehempston, Totnes TQ9 6LT with Beeflicker.
TVH3 The Words for 24th March 2025
The Highweek Inn, Newton Abbot
Run No. 2068 Awards' Night
HARE: Poacher
Who
wuz there: Poacher, Man-Pig, Shitfaced, Forrest-Stump, Piltdown Man,
Georgy Porgy, Beeflicker, Beefy, Pisswell, Psycho, Coldtits, Smellie,
Roger the Dodger, Well Hopped, Big End, Ernie, Strap-On, Sarah, Red
Rum, Smash, Miss Mash, Wet-Johnny, Only Here for the Beer, Two Little
Schitz, Ablesemen, Slip-on-Me, Wetfart, Polyfella, Judgemental, Pocket
Rocket, Archangel, Base Camp and Threesum
Circle
As
per usual on an Awards Night, the car park filled early but everyone
appeared to get parked satisfactorily. The roadworks inn Newton Abbot
only resulted in two latecomers. Sarah, who just made the Circle and
Polyfella who didn't!
The
Circle commenced with Threesum collecting names for eaters. A heavily
subsidised chilli con carne with baked potato at £5/head was on the
menu. Noshing headcount over it was over to the RA.....possible for the
last time. Shitfaced announced that he would soon be standing down
from his position as RA due to work commitments. Accordingly, the Hash
would have to put their thinking hats on and put themselves, or their
choice of candidate, forward. Currently only Man-Pig has been pressganged volunteered to fill the position.
Smellie needs a Hare for the end of April.
Now
it is over to the Hare. Poacher advises that: "The trail has
everything" but we never did get clarification as to whether that
included a Walkers' trail. However, there was definitely a Long and a
Shorts' trail out there somewhere.
Trail
The
evening was comparatively mild and dry. This was a good start,
especially on a Poacher trail as you never know what you're going to
get.
The
first check was at the entrance to the pub car park. Hashers checked
hither and thither eventually picking up marks going down Pitt Hill
Road and then turning left along the footpath that leads onto the downs
below Highweek Church. There ensued a lot of navel gazing or running
around in circles until we were called "on" down Church Walk. But not
for long as Poacher had us scrambling over a hedge for another loop
around the down before continuing down Church walk to Exeter Road.
At
the roundabout, there was another check that took us onto the footpath
that runs westward behind Knowles Hill School. Back onto Pitt Hill
Road for a short while and then up Coombeshead Road before an arrow had
us take a left and down another footpath to Ashburton Road.
Up
to this point, the FRB's had alternated between, Psycho, Beeflicker,
Wet-Johnny and Man-Pig....surely Beefy must have been at the front at
some stage?
Across
the Ashburton Road and drop through a small park until we hit the
River Lemon and turn left on the tarmac footpath that eventually runs
past Sainsbury's. But we never got that far.
From
this point on, I get confused. There is some trotting about in a
residential area and a Long/Short split. Poacher takes the Longs up a
narrow footpath and then off piste. I think we are in Bradley Woods. We
climb up a long and steep, wild garlic covered hill to its top. There
is not a sign of a track or rabbit run anywhere. The garlic is both
pungent and slippery. Once at the top, we have to do the same down the
other side.We drop down another slippery wooded slope. I can just see
Poacher and Wet-Johnny's torchlight ahead of me. Behind me are Psycho
and Beefy who are both threatening to fall like a house of cards on the
poor Pig.
Eventually,
we arrive onto a broad rocky track and head left for about 200 yards
before hitting a check, but this time on a tarmac footpath. There is a
call of "On" to our right from Beeflicker. We run parallel with a small
leat to our right. I am sure that we are in Bradley Woods just below
Bradley Manor. We pass the last Long short split and cross a small
bridge over the River lemon and grind to a halt at a check. Poacher has
forgotten where he is and needs illumination from Psycho.
After a bit
of scurrying around with Psycho's head torch Poacher marks the trail up
a steep bank. In fact a bloody steep and high hill. Normally this
would have been manageable. But it would have been better if Poacher
had allowed Psycho to simply lend him her head torch. Joined at the
head like some abominable circus attraction from the 19th century the
pair commenced their ascent of the north face of the Eiger. These were
closely followed by Wet-Johnny and Pisswell, who had caught us up
whilst the headless duo were trying to find the trail. The Pig was tail
end-charlie.
Just
below its peak, a fallen tree impeded progress even further. Poacher
calls back, "Watch your head". Too late. Wet-Johnny is bloodied and
Pisswell is out of earshot. In an almost perfect replay Pisswell crawls
under the tree and attempts to get up. Bang. She's hit her head on the
same bit of tree as Wet-Johnny and crumples to the floor. A little
dizzy, but otherwise unscathed, the sextuple continue on their way;
this time down the mountain and onto the upper footpath.
We
pass the Puritans' Pit which always looks rather ghostly at night with
its large crucifix. But tonight, we'd all be OK. No vampires were
going to get anywhere near us for we were all reeking of the wild
garlic which had impregnated our trainers.
Inevitably,
we arrive at the Ford. An arrow has us pointing away from East Ogwell
and across the Lemon.......bridge or ford. It's a tough choice but all
six Longs maintain 12 dry feet as we commence our climb up the track
that leads to Ogwell Mill Road. The last time that I had been up here
the mill was a ruin. It appears to have been knocked down and rebuilt as
a modern home....nice but no character.
The
final leg has us arrive at the Ashburton Road at its junction with
Barton Drive. It is left and then right and up the two footpaths
(unusually dry for this time of year) that lead us back onto Coomeshead
Road and the "OH" sign.
Back in the pub car park just before 9; a perfectly planned trail by Poacher and our only casualties are two sore heads.
Down-Downs
Back in the pub Forrest-Stump and Man-Pig are intercepted by Shitfaced before they can get to the bar.
"We want to get on with The Awards. Get the Down-Downs done as quickly as possible...all at the same time".
We
had every intention of pandering to the whims of our gerrymandering GM
but this would have to wait for another half an hour as the food was
just coming out of the kitchen....one by one.
Scoff
over, the Forrest-Pig duet spring into action. The Hare (Poacher), the
head bangers (Wet-Johnny & Pisswell), Beefy and Sarah were called
up, front and centre to receive their Down-Downs for various
misdemeanours on trail.....mainly head banging and a being a drama
queen. This was accompanied by a note for the head bangers.
Well, that was nice and quick so over to The Awards.
The Awards
After
faffing around with his iPhone and its windscreen mounting holder,
Shitfaced gets the show on the road. In addition to a T-shirt, the 2024
Awards winners will each receive a bag of flour. How topical! However,
these are no ordinary bags of flour. Within each bag is a hidden gift.
This immediately takes me back to my youth when my brothers and I used
to badger mum to buy Kelloggs corn flakes. This was because the TV ads
were promoting a free plastic toy in each pack.
The
following morning we would all want cornflakes for breakfast. Each one
of us hoping that the toy would drop out and into our bowl. It never
did. It was always at the bottom of the pack. this resulted in the
entire contents of the box being poured out over the kitchen table in
order to retrieve the small plastic object of our desires. There then
followed a hurried, and usually botched, attempt to get all of the
cornflakes back into the box before Mum re-entered the kitchen. Almost
inevitably, some cornflakes had made it onto the kitchen floor.....Mum
was never impressed. But I digress
.
Shitfaced
starts by thanking Threesum and, I think, an absent Zoot for arranging
the T-shirts and arranging the venue for the Awards Night. Then it is
straight into The Awards in no particular order.
Shitfaced
announces that some Awards have been dropped this year, including
Scribe of the Year; others have been combined i.e. hare of the Year and
Best Lay of the Year, some have been remade and a new category of
Groomer of the Year has been introduced.
First up is Harriet of the Year. The top three candidates name are read out and the winner, in this case the thoroughly deserving Pisswell
is called up to collect her T-shirt and jolly useful bag of flour.
regrettably, for all awards I cannot recall the names of those
mentioned in dispatches but who fell a smidgen short of taking the top
prize.
Hare of the Year goes to Poacher. Again, a deserving winner.
Hasher of the Year is awarded to Beefy, always there, reliable and many a magnificent trail to boot.
Newcomer of the Year goes to Pocket Rocket who is so delighted that he texts Runner Bean to rub it in. Don't you just love little brothers?
Best Sweetie/Drinks' Stop of the Year
has many deserving contenders. My favourite was Ernie's strawberries
and cream washed down with a Pimms refeshment stop. Although this was a
runner up the votes had been cast and Beeflicker's wheeled pop-up bar was the winner. I am not sure that Psycho can remember much about that particular Hash.
Groomer of the Year goes to Pisswell - the only person to win two awards...but it might have been more.
On-Down of the Year is shortlisted to: The Park Inn, Beefy's Place and Tinkley Bottom. And the winner is......Tinkley Bottom! Forrest promises that he will have another firework hash there later this year!
Club Hasher of the Year goes to Piltdown Man
for all his work in the background. At this point, the runners up are
also invited up for a drink-off. The runners up are Psycho and Smellie.
This is not quite your ordinary Down-Down. The trio line up behind a
table. Each contestant has in front of them a half pint of beer and a
half pint of water with a lemon in it. The rules....there are no rules
in the Hash.......are to drink both glasses with one hand behind you
back.
The
gathered ensemble of TVH3 Hashers do not place bets and no money
changes hands as this is going to be a one horse race. The dead cert is
Psycho....and, let's face it, she's had enough experience this year.
The thoroughbred finishes both glasses just as Smellie is starting on
her water....but she is still progressing at a commendable lick. Not so
Piltdown Man. Our three legged donkey has inadvertently strayed onto
the course for the St Ledger. He is only one third of the way through
his beer when the race is won. The Harriets have it. The Harriets have
it. All rise.
And finally the...errrr....grand finale. Pillock of the Year. This goes to Only here for the Beer
but there is no explanation forthcoming from our Master of Ceremonies
as to the reason why. Maybe it was building his log cabin too close to
the woods or perhaps it was the open brazier burning away next to a
giant roll of hay - twice? Perhaps, we will never know?
Our
winners then don their respective shirts for the obligatory Awards'
photo for posterity and the evening is done for another year.
Next week
Next
week's Hash is from the Pig and Whistle, Littlehempston. We haven't
been there for a while. Our Hare is Best Sweetie Stop award winner - Beeflicker.
On-On to next week, M-P
Saturday, 22 March 2025
AWARDS NIGHT AT THE HIGHWEEK INN
Run #2068 Monday 24th March Circle up 7:15 pm from the Highweek Inn, Highweek, Newton Abbot TQ12 1QA with Poacher for our AWARDS NIGHT EXTRAVAGANZA. Excitement and disappointment aplenty on this, our Oscars night of the year! 

TVH3 The Words for 17th March 2025
The Devon Dumpling, Shiphay
Run No. 2067
Paddy's Day Run.....and someone's birthday
HARE: Beefy
Who
wuz there: Beefy, Shitfaced (in body only), Man-Pig, Piltdown Man,
Beeflicker, Pisswell, Coldtits, Smellie, Miss'ing, Roger the Dodger,
Well Hopped, Ernie, Sarah, Smash, Miss Mash, Wet-Johnny, Erection, Only
Here for the Beer, Two Little Schitz, Strap-On, Strap Dancer, Squashed
Balls and AH3 visitors Gromit & Gazunder
Circle
Barely
a Shamrock or a sign of green in the Circle to celebrate St Patrick's
Day. That was up until Shitfaced tried to convene the Circle. It was,
as repeated many, many times, Shitfaced's birthday....and it showed. I
think that Shitfaced had enjoyed an early start celebrating.
Eventually,
everyone was welcomed and the GM imparted some new information. Namely
a change of venue for next week's Awards' Night. The On-Down has
changed to the Highweek Inn, Highweek (unsurprisingly), Newton Abbot.
Man-Pig
had no announcements for a change but Squashed Balls did. Squashed
Balls just wanted to thank all those that attended last Tuesday's
funeral for Twin Buffers. There was quite a big turn out of Hashers,
mainly from SH4 and TVH3. The eulogy was kind, sincere and comforting - a
lovely send off for a lovely lady.
With
that it was on to the sole Hare - Beefy. Pisswell was nowhere to be
seen as this was Beefy Haring solo. I think the brief was Walkers' about
2.5, Shorts' about 3.5 and the Longs' trail sixish.
Trail
The
evening brought with it a brisk and bitterly cold wind from the east.
We were all eager to get going and warm up. Beefy promised us three
Long/Short splits but delivered four...and that's excluding the initial
split from the pub car park.
What
followed was a trail so cunning that you could pin a tail on it and
call it a weasel. Even with the benefit of Beefy's Strava record I am
having difficulty recalling exactly where we went. Suffice it to say
that there were at least two long/Short splits where the Longs looped
around and back onto the Shorts......very cunning indeed.
The
Walkers turned right out of the car park whilst the Longs and the
Shorts turned left, up Collaton Road and then down Cadewell Lane and
past the main entrance to Torbay Hospital. Miss'ing was FRB'ing with
Wet-Johnny and the Pig in pursuit.
Past
the hospital the trail did not a go-go and W-J and the Pig were called
back to engage in a loop around Rougement Avenue, Grosvenor Avenue and
Wallace Avenue; back onto Cadewell Lane to rejoin the Shorts going
down Water lane....a lovely and well hidden culture-de-sac [sic]. But
this was not before a lone cyclist had rode towards us shouting,
"On-On". Who on earth was this? Pisswell - as it turned out.
Surprisingly,
the Pig and Wet-Johnny found themselves FRB'ing at this point. More
perplexingly, they stayed there. I have no idea where Beeflicker was, or
even if he was doing the Longs? Shirley a week is long enough to
recover from the Grizzly......unless you're into face-planting? (see
the Pig for guaranteed ways to enhance your looks by adopting the
bitmac facial massage technique). The other usual suspects were also
absent. The Topiary Twins were missing so no chance of Psycho getting
an 8th consecutive Down-Down and Beefy was Haring. Hence some new faces
at the head of the pack.
At
the end of Water Lane, there wa a Long/Short split....or was it a
Walkers/Long & Short split? Can't remember. Don't care. We were
definitely on Shiphay lane for a while and then perhaps Lloyd avenue.
Anyway, in next to no time we were passing the Chineses takeaway on
Queenway before an almost invisible arrow had us enter the footpath that
separates the boys and girls grammar schools. We followed the marks
along the no-mans' land between the metal palisade fencing. The only
thought that crossed my mind was, "Would this fencing really perform a
secure barrier against jumping sperm?" There is a story behind this
query....and it is a true story (see me for details of incredulous
naivety).
Just
exiting the no-mans' land, we meet up with Beefy, Gromit and Gazunder.
Gromit has recovered well from his earlier, and undisclosed, fall.
We
are now in a loop around the edge of a small park and probably along
Raleigh Close and Grenville Avenue taking in a bit of Markham
Plantation....are we heading to Cockington? Another footpath across a
road and up Weeksland Road would be my guess and then up the steep
track that leads onto Staddons Lea Lane. Some of these paths look
familiar but I am not used to running them in this direction so I am
having difficulty placing myself...until....hallelujah....Nut Bush
Lane. A loop into a field parallel with Nut Bush City Limits and back
across and down the track past Armada Park.
At the lowest point, an arrow leads us into Armada Park. We now do three sides of a square around the submerged reservoir.
The
marks really are quite excellent and we are soon out of the park and
heading for Higher Edginswell Lane. A long descent followed by our
fourth Long/Short split of three?!
Back
up Fowey Avenue turn right at the garden gnomes and back onto Higher
Egdinswell Lane to retrace our footsteps back onto the Shorts. Then it
is a straight trek along Higher Cadewell Lane and "On Home" at Collaton
Road.
Looking
at the OS map, Beefy has done jolly well. He has very nearly had us
back on the outward trail by yards and he seems to have covered every
footpath in Shiphay. It's not surprising that he's clocked up 15 miles
laying it....fantastic.
Who says that you can't have a good Hash in town? Excelllent.
Down-Downs
Back
in the pub, it is evident that the birthday boy never actually made it
out on trail. He is a tad wobbly. Hence Shitfaced gets all the right
notes.....but not necessarily in the right order.
The
second Down-Down goes to the Hare. But not for Haring. This is for
delivering a wholly inaccurate pre-Hash briefing. We were all clearly
advised that there would be three Long/Short splits. there were, in
fact, four. Well, four for everyone except Smellie who, somehow, managed
to find five L/S splits. Both were called up front and centre - a note
for the mathematically challenged. Beefy also gets the only award
present, the Checking Chicken Hat.
Are
there any stories? Well Hopped has one. Unfortunately, she has had the
misfortune to be sitting beside our rather wobbly GM.
I
think the gist of the story was that Shitfaced had asked her, on four
occasions within 15 minutes, "Do you know it's my birthday today?" A
rather poor chat up line and I can't recall what we sang.
There is a half pint of water left but are there any more stories?
Pisswell
discloses that there were quite a few fallers on the Shorts' trail.
These included Ernie and Strap-On. Strap-Dancer confirmed that Strap-On
will sleep anywhere and at every opportunity....but cuddling up to a
sleeping policeman in the middle of the road...at night! How unwise. A
note for the Plod Lover.
Next week
Next week's Hash is the AGPU....so be there! Our Hare is, once again, trail laying supremo - Poacher.
On-On to next week, MP
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